at FMovies. “Volumes E + F of “The First Movie On The Internet” are now a thing,” says director David Blair in a Patreon announcement. “They are both very long, but then so is Jeopardy, or its’ precursor, the CBS Television Quiz of 1941” – Volume F is reported to have a tentative length of 24 hours! ----------- [Released on DVD and digital, 2021, 25 hr] Each movie in the Volumes is a different movie, and each is 7-32 hours long. “Our projection this evening takes place in a small but quite large telepathic cinema rooted on the outside of a Korean nuclear submarine now traveling upwards into the sky, where we will eventually arrive at our next mission. PRODUCTION: The Telepathic Association, PARIS