Walter Patterson Movies
- 2004
Who Flung Poo
Who Flung Poo5.52004HD
An artist named Poo paints chicken pot pies with the excrement of homeless people. With the help of an adult filmmaker in his drug rehab course, he...
- 2014
Giuseppe Makes a Movie
Giuseppe Makes a Movie7.82014HD
While the rest of America slept, DIY filmmaker/musician Giuseppe Andrews has made over 30 experimental features. Set in some demented alternate...
- 2006
Long Row to Hoe
Long Row to Hoe02006HD
Tired of living under a bridge like a troll, middle-aged homeless man Ronzoni decides to reconnect with his roots. Buying a bowling ball as a...
- 2007
Garbanzo Gas
Garbanzo Gas02007HD
When a lucky cow wins an all expense paid weekend at a local hotel, it can’t believe its good fortune. It gets to relax, unwind, and avoid a...
- 2003
Trailer Town
Trailer Town62003HD
Trailer Town is a unique motion picture experience, truly unlike anything you've seen before. A sexual interpretation of inner violence, about...
- 1999
Touch Me in the Morning
Touch Me in the Morning51999HD
"Touch Me In The Morning" is the story of "Coney Island McGuire" a "change of life baby" son of an alcoholic jail bird father and "flatulence freak"...
- 2004
Babysitter
Babysitter02004HD
Plop - named after the sound he made upon his birth - is a notorious infant caregiver wanted by the police. Apparently, unwitting parents (including...
- 2006
Doily's Summer of Freak Occurrences
Doily's Summer of Freak Occurrences02006HD
Doily lives with his psychic wife Haley Comet. She does readings, and has sex with clients on the side. He spends his days dishing with his friends...
- 2008
Orzo
Orzo102008HD
“Toggle Switch is a little person living in a world of her own design. Deadly with pets, and equally unhinged with her family, she spends her...
- 2003
The Date Movie
The Date Movie02003HD
“Two wannabe ‘gangsta’ white boys share a trailer – and a case of squirrel-influenced stomach flu. An old man channels the...
- 2008
Airplane Pillows
Airplane Pillows02008HD
"Baby Swiss is obsessed with a strange science fiction film. She fantasies about living in its futuristic ideals, and keeps a separate DVD copy in a...
- 2004
5th Wheel
5th Wheel02004HD
On his 62nd birthday, confirmed lazybones Herbopolus grabs his nest egg and buys himself a new trailer, a fine 5th Wheel. Now all he has to do is sit...
- 2006
Period Piece
Period Piece5.52006HD
Following multiple plotlines with an unique assortment of tragicomic characters living along the Ventura Highway. There’s the retired police...
- 2003
Wiggly Harris
Wiggly Harris02003HD
Wiggly Harris is a volunteer worker at a senior citizen's home. Due to his obsession with stealing wigs, Wiggly has a warrant out for his arrest....
- 2004
Tater Tots
Tater Tots02004HD
Material from this film (as well as other sequences previously shot but never used in other films) were eventually edited into what became Period...
- 2009
Esoterica
Esoterica02009HD
"In this vignette oriented piece, a group of people discuss their own often unique perspective on life. Unlike other titles in his canon, Esoterica...
- 2007
Golden Embers
Golden Embers02007HD
When we first meet the characters from Golden Embers, they are people in transition. One is a bride to be, hoping her ex-addict brother can stay...
- 2004
Actor
Actor02004HD
Bronze is a down on his luck thespian who needs a break badly. Literally living off his one recognizable moment in the TV cop show Boys in Blue (he...
- 2003
Dad's Chicken
Dad's Chicken02003HD
Black Jesus just can’t take it any more. He hates his dying wife and his transsexual son - but not for the reasons you think. She won’t...
- 2011
Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self
Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self02011HD
A man dies of cat food poisoning and has a panoramic life review.